The Schrödinger Box has been compromised, and we must act quickly to contain the situation.
Implementation Plan 3: Investigate employee activities
We will be monitoring employee access to the Schrödinger Box for any suspicious behavior.
Our team of highly trained experts will be reviewing all login activity, looking for any signs of:
We will also be interviewing employees to gather more information:
We must act fast, as the Schrödinger Box is a ticking time bomb of security vulnerabilities.
Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: Implementation Plan 2: Contain the Breach is still available, but we recommend moving directly to Plan 3 for maximum effectiveness.