Mission Statement:
We're a committee of highly qualified, yet utterly confused individuals tasked with making decisions that are simultaneously here and not here at the same time.
Our goal is to simultaneously exist and not exist, to be and not be, and to make decisions that are both clear and utterly incomprehensible.
We're like Schrödinger's cat, but instead of being in two places at once, we're in 12 places at once, and instead of having two states, we have 17.
Meet the Committee:
Chairperson Schrödinger
Chairperson
A master of the art of being and not being. Can be found in 17 places at once, but only if you know where to look.
Vice-Chairperson Quantum Flux
Vice-Chairperson
A whirlwind of contradictions, always shifting between being and not being, but never quite landing on one.
Member of Unspecified Status
Member
A perpetual enigma, always existing and not existing in a state of superposition.