Committee of Unremarkable Events - Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• The Unremarkable One
• The Even Less Remarkable Two
• The Barely Noticeable Three

Agenda:

1. Discussion of Nothing in Particular
2. Unanimous Decision to Do Absolutely Nothing
3. Break for Infinite Coffee Refills

Notes:

• The Unremarkable One: "We should probably do something."
• The Even Less Remarkable Two: "I'll pass."
• The Barely Noticeable Three: "I'll think about it."

Adjournment

The committee adjourned without making any progress.

Related Links:

• Minutes of Nothing
• Committee of the Unidentified