Comment 1: I think the committee is trying to cover up something, but I'm not sure what.
Posted by: Concerned Citizen
Comment 2: I've seen some strange occurrences in the quantum lab, but I'm not saying what.
Posted by: Anonymous Whistleblower
Comment 3: Can someone please explain to me why the coffee machine in the break room is always out of order?
Posted by: Frustrated Employee
Comment 4: I've been trying to contact the committee, but they never respond to my emails.
Posted by: Disgruntled Customer
Comment 5: I've been seeing strange lights flickering in the ceiling.
Posted by: Paranoid Researcher