Schrödinger Reports - 2022-01-01 Schrödinger Box Protocol Upgrade

Committee Report

Meeting Minutes:

Present:

• Professor Flibber, Chairperson
• Dr. Bubble, Committee Member
• Dr. Gizmo, Committee Member

Report:

After weeks of debate, we have finally agreed on the Schrödinger Box Protocol upgrade. The new protocol will allow for faster-than-light communication with the cat, resulting in increased productivity and reduced cat-astrophes.

Action Items:

• Implement new protocol by January 15th, 2022
• Codify existing bug reports and patch them into the new system
• Conduct user testing with felines of various sizes

Next Steps:

We will reconvene next week to review progress and discuss any issues.

Hyperlinks:

Cat Cognition Study | Protocol Bug Tracker