By: Dr. Schrödinger, Chief Feline Researcher
Executive Summary:
In our latest study, we observed 17 cats in a 10x10 meter enclosure with a box catnip toy. The results are conclusive: catnip has reached critical mass.
Our research indicates that the cats have created a self-sustaining catnip-fueled ecosystem, with cats perpetually in a state of heightened alertness.
We have issued a formal alert to the Feline Overlords, recommending immediate intervention to prevent catastrophic catnip-related consequences.
Read the full report in our Sub-Committee 1 Report, including expert analysis and catnip-related data visualizations.