In a shocking turn of events, the Schrödinger's Cat Box Committee has released its quarterly report.
According to the report, the probability of the cat not being dead is still at an all-time low of 0.001%.
The report also highlights a 400% increase in catnip sales, a 300% increase in cat food consumption, and a 200% increase in cat toys purchased.
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Meet the Committee Members and learn more about our Committee Agenda.