Committee prophets of Disconnection
This committee is responsible for predicting when your favorite websites will be down for maintenance.
Chairperson: Roger Barnes, a renowned expert on the art of waiting.
Committee of Infinite Loading
Meet the team of experts who specialize in making sure your loading screens are as infinite and confusing as possible.
Deputy Chair: Barry Bell, a master of the infinite loop.
Committee for the Inevitable 502
This committee is dedicated to making sure your 502 errors are always a surprise.
Vice Chair: Susan Smith, a specialist in the art of unexpected server crashes.