Sock Drawer Arbitrators

Where we sort the socks, not the bills

We are the guardians of the sock drawer, the keepers of the sole-mates. Our job is to sort the socks, not the bills. No more lost socks, no more arguments. We're like the bouncers at the sock club, but with better footwear.

But don't just take our word for it, check out our Rules for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Sleuths for a real challenge.

Subcommittees:

Committee of Sock Sorters

We sort the socks by color, by pattern, by size. No sock is safe from our scrutiny.

Committee of Sock Reunionists

We're the ones who try to put the socks back together again. Because, let's be real, it's just a sock.

Committee of Sock Archivists

We're the ones who document every single sock that's ever been lost, every single sock that's ever been found. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.