The Sock Operations Committee is a secretive organization dedicated to the study and management of socks. Our members are experts in the field of sockology, and we're here to help you navigate the complex world of footwear.
Our main goals are to:
- Standardize Sock-to-Top Ratio (STR) for a more efficient sock drawer
- Develop the Sock Preservation and Conservation Act
- Investigate the phenomenon of Sock Disappearance Syndrome
We're always looking for new members to join our ranks! Apply to join our Sock Ethics Subcommittee today!