SOCK SQUAD Mission Logs

Operation: "Toe the Line"

Mission Summary: Infiltrate the enemy's sock drawer and retrieve top-secret intel on their favorite sock-picking technique.

Squad Member: Agent "SoleMates" Jenkins

Mission Log Entry:

Day 1:

08:00 hours - Arrived at enemy's sock drawer and began surveillance.

10:00 hours - Discovered enemy's sock-picking technique: "The Sock-Swiping Method"

12:00 hours - Successfully retrieved intel on their favorite sock-picking tool: "The Sock-Swisher 9000"

Mission Status: Mission Accomplished!

Links:

Sock Squad Tactical Procedures

Sock Picking Techniques

Misconducted Operations

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