Welcome, esteemed members of the committee! We are on the cusp of a revolutionary discovery: the art of wearing socks in space!
As you may know, our research team has successfully deployed a prototype of our patented Sock-in-Space System (SIS) on the International Space Station.
We are currently observing the effects of zero-gravity on sock retention rates, and our preliminary findings are nothing short of astonishing!
However, we have hit a snag. Our lead scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has gone rogue and is refusing to participate in further experiments. We are currently searching for a new team lead.
Learn more about the Dr. Bottomsworth Controversy