Summary of Decision 0003
By a vote of 4-2, this subcommittee has decided that all astronauts on the International Space Station must wear socks with at least 5 layers of reflective tape. This is a bold move to prevent the loss of socks in zero-gravity environments, and to make for a more visible presence in space.
This decision has been met with mixed reactions from space agencies and astronauts alike. Some have praised the new policy, citing the increased visibility as a safety feature. Others have decried it as a bureaucratic nightmare, saying it will add unnecessary bulk to their already-cluttered space suits.
As a result, the subcommittee has been forced to create an emergency subcommittee, the Sock-Induced Anxiety Disorder (SIAD) task force. This team will be tasked with addressing the emotional and psychological effects of wearing multiple layers of socks in space.