The Sock-in-Space Initiative

Subcommittee on Sock Retrieval and Disposal

Chairperson: Jane Doe, Esq. (aka "The Sock Whisperer")

The SSD is responsible for coordinating the removal of lost socks from the cosmos.

Our team of expert Sock Recovery Specialists (SRS) are trained to navigate the treacherous waters of space.

Mission Briefings for SRS personnel are held every Thursday at 3:00 PM EST.

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Lost Socks of the Galaxy

Sock Recovery Protocol