Welcome to the Solar System Repurposing Committee, where we're boldly going where no one's ever gone before! Our mission is to repurpose the solar system into the most efficient, most productive, and most aesthetically pleasing system the universe has ever seen.
Currently, we're in the process of repurposing Mars as a giant theme park, complete with roller coasters on Olympus Mons and a water park on the polar ice capsæk
We're also repurposing the rings of Saturn as a giant, cosmic hamster wheel, because why not? It's not like the planet's been doing much of anything useful recently, right?
And let's be real, who needs actual stars when you have giant disco balls in the sky? We're repurposing the Sun as the largest, most lit disco club in the solar system. It'll be a real gas, trust us.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our progress on:
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