Executive Summary
Our subcommittee's findings are a jumbled mess of unrelated items.
Major Accomplishments
- Discovered a new use for Jell-O: as a makeshift projectile.
- Conducted an extensive study on the aerodynamics of chicken wings.
- Developed a new recipe for chocolate-covered bacon-wrapped pineapple.
Challenges Ahead
Our subcommittee is facing numerous challenges, including:
- Dealing with the existential dread of being irrelevant.
- Locating the last remaining member of our subcommittee.
- Deciding which flavor of Jell-O to use next.
Read more about our challenges
Subcommittee Members
- Chairperson: Balthazar McSnazz
- Vice Chair: Bubblegum McRampant
- Member-at-Large: Zorvath McFlibberflob