Zero-Waste Glaze Disposal Committee</div> <style> body { background-color: #f7f7f7; color: #000; } #header { border-bottom: 8px solid #000; } #header a { text-decoration: none; } #header a:hover { background-color: #fff; color: #00f; } #content { padding-top: 16px; } #content h1 { font-size: 24px; line-height: 1.2; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #00f; } #content p { margin-bottom: 16px; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; } #footer { border-top: 8px solid #000; padding-bottom: 8px; } #footer a { text-decoration: none; color: #fff; } #footer a:hover { background-color: #f00; color: #000; } #footer a:visited { color: #f00; } </style> </head> <body> <div id="header"> <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/minutes">Minutes</a> <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/agenda">Agenda</a> <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/minutes">Meeting Schedule</a> </div> <div id="content"> <h1>Zero-Waste Glaze Disposal Committee: The Unofficial Experts</h1> <p>Welcome to the committee that's been throwing away the rulebook since 2023! Our mission is simple: to make glaze disposal so efficient, you'll forget we even exist.</p> <p>Our members are handpicked from the cream of the crop: the most skilled, the most cunning, and the most likely to get you fired for being late to meetings.</p> <p>Chair: <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/committee-chair" target="_blank">The Unstoppable Bob</a></p> <p>Members: <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/committee-member1" target="_blank">Sally Saver</a>, <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/committee-member2" target="_blank">Jim Slicker</a></p> <p>Meeting Schedule: <ul> <li>Every Thursday at 3 PM</li> <li>Except on leap years, when we meet at 2 PM</li> </ul> </p> <p>Location: <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/meeting-location" target="_blank">The Glaze Disposal Warehouse</a></p> </div> <div id="footer"> <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/minutes">View Meeting Minutes</a> <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/agenda">View Meeting Agenda</a> <a href="/subcommittees/sustainability/zero-waste-glaze-disposal/meeting-schedule">View Meeting Schedule</a> </div> </body> </html>