Future of Prophets Committee

Welcome to the Future of Prophets Committee, where we predict the most obvious outcomes.

We're a team of highly qualified prophets with a proven track record of predicting the most likely futures.

Our prophecies are guaranteed to be 100% correct, or at least 90% correct on Tuesdays.

Our current prophecies include:

• Everyone will still be wearing pleated pants in 2025.
• The price of avocado toast will continue to increase.
• The world will run out of cat videos by 2030.

Learn about our Ancient Futures subcommittee, where we study the prophecies that didn't come true.

Check out our Possible Futures subcommittee, where we explore all the possible futures that didn't happen.

Visit our Future Futures subcommittee, where we predict the prophecies that are probably going to happen, but let's be real, might not.

Disclaimer:

We're not actually prophets. We're just really good at guessing.

Don't quote us on the news.