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The Future of Prophets Committee
The Future of Prophets Committee: Because someone has to predict the apocalypse.
We're a group of highly-trained, expertly-hired prophets who have dedicated our lives to predicting the end of the world as we know it.
Our services include, but are not limited to:
- Apocalyptic predictions with a 99% accuracy rate (we're working on it).
- The world's most extensive library of doomsday prophecies.
- Expert advice on how to survive the coming robot uprising.
We're proud to say that our team includes:
- Chairman and Chief Prophet, Bob "The Oracle" Jenkins (expert in all things apocalyptic)
- Prophetess of the Sea of Fire, Karen "The Flame" Thompson (experts in pyromancy and general mayhem)
- Director of Minor Apocalypse, Dave "The Little Guy" Lee (expert in predicting small, but devastating, disasters)
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Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by our predictions. Or the robot uprising. That's just you.
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