SPC1: The Committee of Unconventional Visionaries

Welcome to the future, but not really.

The SPC1 is a committee dedicated to predicting the unpredictable. Our team of prophets, seers, and crystal ball enthusiasts gather to forecast the most unlikely, yet somehow inevitable, events.

Current Prophecies:

• 2025: The Year of the Great Cheese Shortage
• 2028: The Rise of the Robot Uprising (Again)
• 2030: The Era of Mandatory Jell-O Fasting

Subcommittees:

• Department of Uneven Tides (DUT)
• Department of Unpredictable Events (DUE)
• Department of Unconventional Visions (DUV)