Welcome to the Transdimensional Entertainment's Cosmic Criticisms, where we ruthlessly dissect the most heinous, egregious, and utterly bewildering aspects of intergalactic pop culture.
Here are the current criticisms:
We're still trying to figure out why the G'Nighters' latest album sounds suspiciously like the same 12 songs they've been playing since the dawn of time.
We've counted 17 instances of quark-based seasoning in their latest recipe book. It's like they're trying to flavor-bomb the entire galaxy.
Stay tuned for more cosmic criticisms, and remember, if you're not offending someone in the multiverse, are you really even living?