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Cosmic Criticisms: Where the Stars Are Scathing

Alignment: 8, because who needs subtlety?

Today's Criticism of the Day:

Celebrity Endorsements

We've got it on good authority that:

  1. Denzel Washington says: "This is a galaxy of disappointment"
  2. Tom Hanks claims: "It's like they took all the excitement of space and replaced it with boredom"
  3. Neil deGrasse Tyson says: "This is not science, it's just a bunch of words on a page"

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