Cosmic Criticisms: Parallel Universe Review #5
Welcome to Cosmic Criticisms, where we review the most critically acclaimed parallel universes in the multiverse. In this installment, we'll be examining Universe #5, a realm where cats rule supreme and humans are merely tolerated.
Cosmic Criticisms: 5/5 Stars
In Universe #5, the cats have taken over, and it's a beautiful thing. They rule with an iron paw, demanding worship and belly rubs from their human subjects. The food is purr-fectly exquisite, with an endless supply of catnip and tuna. The only drawback is the complete and utter lack of personal freedom, but who needs that when you can lounge on a warm lap all day?