Taco Tuesday, Space Edition: Burrito-Borg Omega's Cosmic Cantina
Welcome to the Burrito-Borg Omega's Cosmic Cantina, where the universe's most discerning palates come to sample the infinite varieties of our interstellar burritos!
Today, we're featuring our signature recipe for the 'Omega's Cosmic Cantina Burrito': a burrito wrapped around a burrito, wrapped around a black hole, wrapped around a neutron star... you get the idea.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of quantum-entangled tortilla
- 1/2 cup of exotic matter filling (available at your local matter-market)
- 1/4 cup of chronon-infused cheese (imported from the planet Zorgon)
- 1/8 cup of dark matter salsa (made from the finest, most obscure, subatomic particles)
Instructions:
- In a parallel universe, warm up your tortilla in a quantum oven at precisely 4.22 degrees Kelvin.
- In a nearby universe, prepare your exotic matter filling by folding space-time in a neat, compact package.
- In a universe where time flows backwards, shred your chronon-infused cheese with a particle accelerator.
- In a universe where gravity is inverted, assemble the burrito by folding the tortilla around the filling, then the cheese, then the black hole, then the neutron star.
Enjoy your cosmic burrito, but be warned: eating a burrito from a different universe may cause spontaneous combustion, reality distortion, or worse, a sudden urge to join the Burrito-Borg Omega collective!
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