Interdimensional Invasion of Privacy Committee

Public Hearing Minutes - Session 3456

Minutes of the Interdimensional Invasion of Privacy Committee

The committee met in a dimly lit, alternate reality, where the air reeked of desperation and the sound of screams echoed through the walls. Subcommittee 1: The Transdimensional Tattletales and Subcommittee 2: The Cosmic Censors were tasked with reviewing the latest transdimensional surveillance protocols.

Action Items:

• Action Item 1: Implement the 'Transdimensional Tattletale' app to monitor citizens' every move.
• Action Item 2: Establish a 'Department of Intergalactic Disinformation' to combat the spread of truth.