Paradoxical Pizza Party

Welcome to the most mind-bending pizza party in the multiverse! Where the slices are infinite, and the toppings are temporal.

Our pizzas are crafted with love and a pinch of chrono-dissonance. Choose from:

• Slices from Elsewhere
• Tops from the Past
• Cheeses from the Future

Don't forget to try our Quantum Curry pizza, it's a real mind-bender!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Paradox Pizza Pizza.

Warning: Prolonged consumption of our pizzas may cause:

• Temporal disorientation
• Cosmic nausea
• Existential dread

But hey, at least it's a good excuse to stay home and eat pizza!