Welcome, traveler from the timestream! We're glad you could make it to the party.
We have a selection of cheeses from various timelines, each with its own unique flavor profile:
Don't worry, our pizza chef has taken into account the Grandfather Paradox, so you're safe to try any of these options without disrupting the fabric of spacetime.
Eternal Sauce is available for an additional 50% charge. It's made from the essence of eternal flames from the heart of a black hole.
Enjoy your meal, traveler! Remember, the choices you make here may have unintended consequences in the timestream.