Quantum Cuisine: Where the Odds Are Against You

A Restaurant Review

Quantum Cuisine is not for the faint of heart. Our chefs are quantum physicists turned chefs, and we're not afraid to use that knowledge to serve you a meal that defies the laws of physics.

Menu Highlights:

Quantum Chaos

Warning: Eating here may cause spontaneous combustion, temporal paradoxes, or other unforeseen consequences. Prolonged exposure may lead to existential dread.

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