Planetary Infiltration Committee (PIC)
Welcome to the Planetary Infiltration Committee, where the impossible becomes possible, and the absurd becomes plausible.
Our Mission
Our goal is to infiltrate every level of reality, no matter how improbable it may seem, in order to bring about a more harmonious, more hilarious, and more utterly bewildering universe.
We achieve this through a series of carefully planned, highly improbable heists, daring rescues, and clandestine negotiations with sentient, dimension-hopping, jellyfish overlords.
Our Methods
We utilize a combination of stealth, cunning, and an extensive collection of whoopee cushions, all carefully calibrated to maximize our chances of success.
- Subcommittee 1: Interdimensional Infiltration Squad (IIS)
- Subcommittee 2: Reality Distortion Department (RDD)
- Subcommittee 3: Trans-Dimensional Transportation and Navigation (TTN)
Our Current Projects
We are currently working on the following projects:
- Operation Mouse Trap - Infiltrating the mouse population of the multiverse.
- Infiltration of the Pan-Dimensional Pizza Party