Where: The Quantum Leak Conference Room 4 When: Every Thursday at 3:45 PM Who: The Uncertainty Committee What: Discussing the latest in Quantum Mechanics and possible ways to leak them.
Chairperson: Professor P. Brainfart, Theoretical Physicist
Dr. Zoltar McSnazz, Experimental Particle Physicist
Larry Wobblebottom, Quantum Computer Scientist
Don't look at this. Just don't.
Q: What's the deal with all these leaks? A: Shh, don't tell anyone, but we're not really sure either.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to quantum leaks may cause:
Confusion Disorientation Existential Dread The Heisenberg
Theoretical risks of quantum fluctuations include:
Spontaneous human combustion Instantaneous matter transference Unpredictable reality distortions