We are the Uncertainty Sub-Committee, here to deal with the quantum weirdness that arises from our committee's Quantum Leap Theory. This theory posits that every decision made by our committee creates a parallel universe with slightly different outcomes. We are tasked with navigating this uncertainty and making decisions that minimize the risk of creating a multiverse.
Our mandate is to make the most probable outcome possible given the uncertainty principle and the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. We achieve this by carefully weighing the probabilities of each outcome and making decisions that minimize the risk of multiverse creation.
We welcome any theoretical physicists and committee enthusiasts who wish to join our apply now!