Undersecretary to the Chairman

Sub-Department of Inflated Responsibilities

Where "undersecretary" is just a nice way of saying "yes, sir."

Meet the team:

• Assistant to the Undersecretary
• Secretary to the Secretariat
• Undersecretary to the Undersecretary

Current Projects:

• Developing a comprehensive guide to proper paperclip usage
• Investigating the feasibility of replacing all meetings with conference calls
• Reorganizing the office supply closet to optimize stapler placement