We're glad you could join us for the most tedious, slow-moving, and utterly fascinating journey into the depths of red tape!
You've arrived at a critical juncture in your career, and we're here to help. Or, at the very least, we're here to tell you what you can and can't do.
We offer a wide range of services, including:
And many more!
To make you wish you'd never applied for that loan, that promotion, or that permit in the first place.
We're a team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly underwhelmed experts in the field of Bureaucracy.
Meet them here: /meet_the_team