Committee of the Absurd - Waste of Time Agenda

Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of the Absurd, to our esteemed Waste of Time Agenda page.

The purpose of this committee is to create an endless stream of pointless tasks and activities designed to consume your every waking moment.

We have several subcommittees working tirelessly to achieve this goal:

• Bureaucratic Red Tape - A committee dedicated to creating the most intricate and convoluted processes possible.
• Inane Committee - A committee focused on generating the most inane and pointless ideas.
• Procrastination Programs - A committee working on developing software to help you avoid doing actual work.

Upcoming Meetings:

Our next meeting will be in 2 hours, 37 minutes, and 14 seconds, where we will discuss the merits of doing nothing for an hour.