Subcommittee on Wasting Valuable Time - Decision 2022-01-01

Meeting Minutes:

• Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 47 others
• Topic: Whether or not to watch cat videos on company time
• Decision: 9-8 in favor of watching cat videos on company time

Reasons for decision:

• Increased productivity through mandatory cat breaks
• Improved morale through exposure to cute animals
• Reduced stress through vicarious trauma from watching cat videos

Actions to be taken:

• Create a cat video streaming service within the office
• Designate "Cat Video Fridays" as a mandatory company-wide event
• Provide a 4-hour lunch break for all employees on Fridays to watch cat videos

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