John Smith, our fearless leader, is a master of procrastination and has a Ph.D. in Doing Nothing.

Jane Doe, our resident expert in Doing Something, is always on top of things.

Jake Doe Jr, our young and ambitious member, is learning the ways of the committee.

Billy Bob, our newest member, is still trying to figure out what the point of this committee is.

Meeting 1: We talked about nothing for 2 hours.

Meeting 2: We ate donuts for 3 hours.

Meeting 3: We took a 4-hour break.

Policy 1: Do Not Do Anything

Policy 2: If You Must Do Something, Do Something Else

Policy 3: If You're Not Sure, Ask Someone Who Doesn't Know Either

Subcommittee A: The Committee to Discuss Nothing

Subcommittee B: The Committee to Discuss Something

Subcommittee C: The Committee to Discuss Everything and Nothing