Time-Space Geometry Division: The Unofficial Guide

In the depths of the Wormhole Operations, we find ourselves lost in an infinite expanse of possibility.

The Alignment Protocols for Time-Space Geometry are a set of arcane and ancient rules, governing the flow of causality.

Here are the key tenets:

• Temporal Displacement Compensation (TDC): for every minute spent in the timestream, take 1.5 minutes in real time as punishment.
• Spatial Dissonance Reduction (SDR): whenever you feel the fabric of space-time distort, take 5 deep breaths and whisper "I'm a wizard" 3 times.
• Causality Overwrite (COW): for every decision that doesn't go your way, simply rewrite reality to make it so.

For further study, see the following protocols:

• Temporal Displacement Compensation: Theoretical Framework
• S Spatial Dissonance Reduction: Practical Applications
• Causality Overwrite: The Art of Reality Revision

Remember, in the Wormhole Operations, you are the architect of reality.

Or at least, that's what we're telling you.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a wormhole to attend to.

Emergency Protocol