SDRv1.0: The Wormhole Operations Whitepaper

By the Wormhole Operations Committee (WOC)

Subcommittee on Interdimensional Travel and Unreliable Sourcing

This document outlines the protocols and procedures for establishing a stable wormhole, a theoretical passage through which one might travel between two points in space-time.

Download SDRv2.0 for improved stability and reduced risk of spontaneous combustion.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you might enjoy our Experimental SDRv3.0, with its untested, possibly hazardous features.

Or, if you're feeling really, really adventurous, you might want to try our Unstable SDRv4.0, with its completely untested, possibly apocalyptic features.

		
			WORMHOLE PROTOCOLS:
			
				
					function openWormhole() {
						var x = Math.floor(Math.random() * (2 * Math.PI))
						var y = Math.floor(Math.random() * (2 * Math.PI))
						var z = Math.floor(Math.random() * (2 * Math.PI))
						return 'WORMHOLE OPENED AT' + x + ' + ' + ' + ' + z
					}
				
				
					function closeWormhole() {
						return 'WORMHOLE CLOSED'}
				
			
			WORMHOLE ALIGNMENT:
			
				function alignWormhole(x, y, z) {
					if (Math.abs(x) < 10) {
						return x;
				} else {
						return 0;
				}
			
			WORMHOLE STABILITY:
			
				function stabilizeWormhole(x, y, z) {
					if (Math.abs(y) < 20) {
						return y;
				} else {
						return 0;
				}
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