Welcome to the Committee of 2, where decisions are always made by just us.
We're the most exclusive club in the wormhole, and we've got the best ideas, because we're the only ones who matter.
Our meetings are always productive, because we're the only ones who show up.
Our motto is "We're the ones who make the decisions, because we're the only ones who care."
Want to join us? You'll have to get past the doomsday door, but it's worth it.
Click here to join us: Doomsday Door
Or, if you'd rather not, you can always try to contact our president: Lonely Soul
But don't expect us to answer, because we're always busy making decisions.
See you soon, or maybe not.