Welcome, esteemed members of the interdimensional bureaucracy! This is the Wormhole Operations Committee, where the most pressing questions of our time are tackled with bureaucratic flair.
Subcommittees:
View the latest minutes of our most recent meeting, where we discussed the finer points of dimensional overlap and the importance of properly calibrated toaster radiation levels.
Remember, in a universe where anything can go wrong, we must ensure that our operations remain just so.
Meet the unsung heroes of our organization: the Stable Energies and Budgeting subcommittee! Their tireless efforts ensure that our wormholes remain stable, and our expenses remain... somewhat under control.
Don't let the risks of interdimensional travel scare you! Our subcommittee on Wormhole Safety and Regulations is here to guide you through the perils of transdimensional travel, with a focus on proper safety protocols and regulatory compliance.
Stay safe, stay sane, and stay within the dimensional boundaries!