Dimensional Tears: The Committee's Most Vexing Problem

Subcommittee for Interdimensional Affairs

As a member of the Wormhole Operations Committee, we've been tasked with navigating the infinite complexities of interdimensional travel. But nothing has tested our mettle like the Dimensional Tears.

These Tears seem to appear at random, threatening to rip apart fabric of our reality. We've tried everything to contain them, from deploying quantum entanglement drones to performing elaborate rituals with sacred geometry.

But the Tears keep coming back, like a bad joke at a comedy club. We're at our wit's end. Our next move: Quantum Entanglement Drones, a last-ditch effort to plug the holes in reality.

Interdimensional Rituals, our previous approach, have only made things worse. Who knew performing ancient incantations with 3D-printed crystals would attract more Tears than soothe them?

Tear Repellent Materials