Wormhole Operations - Emergency Response Protocols

Welcome, Wormhole Operative. We're glad you're here.

In the event of an emergency, please refer to the following protocols:

• Level 1: Theoretical Threats (e.g., Alien Invaders, Rogue Time Travelers)
• Level 2: Actualized Threats (e.g., Actualized Alien Invaders, Time Paradox)
• Level 3: Reality Distortion Events (e.g., Inexplicable Disappearance of Coffee Machine, Spontaneous Human Combustion)

Remember, Operative, in the words of our fearless leader: "A Wormhole Operative must always be prepared, even when the odds are against them."

For more information, visit Operational Procedures or Equipment and Supplies.