Subcommittee on Wormhole Operations

Minutes - Last Week

Meeting Minutes - Sub-Committee on Intergalactic Wormholes (SW-001)

Chairperson: Zorvath, Lord of the Wormholes

Attendees:

• Blasto, Wormhole Engineer
• Grakk, Wormhole Cartographer
• Thorvath, Interdimensional Traveler
• Zhroth, Wormhole Security

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Wormhole 3456-Alpha: Status Update
• Item 2: New Wormhole Proposals: Discussion
• Item 3: Intergalactic Wormhole Etiquette

Discussion Items:

Wormhole 3456-Alpha: Blast-O-Matic malfunctioning again. Fixing.

New Wormhole Proposals: Blast-o-Rama and Wormy McWormface both presented their proposals. Both were rejected due to lack of funding.

Intergalactic Wormhole Etiquette: Zhroth presented a 12-page document on the subject. Main points:

• Do not wear pleated pants on a wormhole jump.
• Do not attempt to bring a trombone on a wormhole jump.
• Do not whistle 'The Star-Spangled Banner' on a wormhole jump.

Actions:

• Blasto: Fix Wormhole 3456-Alpha
• Grakk: Research new wormhole maps
• Thorvath: Continue interdimensional travel
• Zhroth: Draft new intergalactic wormhole etiquette guidelines

Next Meeting: 3rd Tuesday of every month

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