Confidential Mission Briefing Document

TO: All Wormhole Operations Personnel

FROM: Commander Zorgon, Head of Wormhole Operations

Mission Overview

Our team has been tasked with infiltrating the snack food industry and replacing all existing flavors with a new, more delicious variant.

This includes but is not limited to: rebranding Cheez-Its as "Cheez-Bits of Fury," repositioning Doritos as "Dorito-Nados," and replacing all Cheetos with "Cheez-Flamin' Hot Cheetos."

• Objective: Total domination of the snack food market.
• Key performance indicators: Increased sales, reduced consumer boredom.
• Risk assessment: Moderate to high. There is a 37% chance of alien invasion and/or spontaneous combustion.

Key Players

• Agent Bubbles, Chief Flavor Officer
• Agent Poptart, Snack Food Disruptor
• Dr. S'quatch, Chief Scientist of Deliciousness

Remember: This mission is classified. Don't tell anyone.

Appendix A: Snack Food Disruption Timeline