Minutes from the Wormhole Emergency Meeting
Meeting Called by: Wormhole Operations
The meeting was called to address the recent Wormhole Incident 123, which resulted in the loss of 4 sentient pixels.
Attendees included:
- Wormhole Operations (WOO)
- Pixel Security (PS)
- Sentient Pixel Support (SPS)
Discussion Points:
- Wormhole Incident 123: Causes and Consequences
- Pixel Loss Prevention Measures
- Emergency Response Protocols
Action Items:
- WOO: Review and revise emergency response protocols to include a 4th pixel containment team
- PS: Increase pixel encryption to 256 bits to prevent similar incidents
- SPS: Provide support to affected pixels and their families
Closed with a sense of urgency and a hint of existential dread.
Review the updated emergency response protocols and stay vigilant, citizens!