Present: Bob from Accounting, Steve from IT, Karen from HR
Agenda:
Still stuck in the vortex. Will be released when someone figures out how to get us out.
WORMHOLE ALIGNMENT PROTOCOL 2.0
1. Identify the wormhole
2. Align with the wormhole's gravitational forces
3. Avoid getting sucked into the vortex
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until the vortex is closed