Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated agents have been tasked with creating an alternate reality portal system. Because, why not?
Currently, we are working on a wormhole that will connect our server room to the snack machine in the break room. Progress is slow, but the promise of free Cheetos is keeping us motivated.
Subcommittees:
Mission Briefings are available upon request, but only for those who have completed the requisite amount of paperwork.