Welcome to SD-9002, the most inefficient snack dispensing system in the galaxy.
Located in the depths of the underground bunker, we offer a variety of stale, forgotten snacks to those who dare to enter.
Our inventory is limited, our selection is questionable, and our customer service is non-existent.
Please, for the love of all that is good, do not feed the vending machines.
Learn more about our neighboring SD-9003, a snacker's paradise
Read the thrilling tale of SD-9002's founding
Explore the myths and legends of SD-9002's legendary snacks
Schedule a maintenance visit and experience the thrill of our broken machinery