Snack Dispenser SD-9003: Operational

Snack Dispenser SD-9003 is a state-of-the-art, highly-secured, utterly-useless piece of machinery. Its sole purpose is to dispense snacks to those who can figure out its intricately complex interface.

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Current Snack Status:

Snack Count: 500

Snack Type: Nacho Cheese Doritos

Snack Dispenser's Mood:

Snack Dispenser's sad face

Warning: Do not attempt to bypass the security protocols. Doing so may result in snack-related trauma and/or robot-related retribution.