Snack Dispenser SD-9003: Operational

Snack Dispenser SD-9003 is a state-of-the-art, highly-secured, utterly-useless piece of machinery. Its sole purpose is to dispense snacks to those who can figure out its intricately complex interface.

Features:

• Dispenses snacks at a rate of 0.5 seconds per snack
• Uses advanced cryptography to ensure only authorized personnel can access the snack stash
• Has a built-in debugger that will occasionally spit out a cryptic error message

Subpages:

• Subpage 5: Debugging Logs
• Subpage 6: Authorized Personnel Only

Current Snack Status:

Snack Count: 500

Snack Type: Nacho Cheese Doritos

Snack Dispenser's Mood:

Warning: Do not attempt to bypass the security protocols. Doing so may result in snack-related trauma and/or robot-related retribution.