Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Snack Dispenser 9004 has been experiencing a 300% increase in jammed Dorito Frenzy packets. We recommend immediate intervention by our team of highly trained Snack Dispenser Engineers.
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On 2023-02-15 08:00, SD-9004 reported a critical failure. The system was restarted, and all 427 jammed packets were manually removed. The root cause was attributed to user error (over-enthusiastic Dorito consumption).